Sunday Morning Coffee Club
Posted: 02/12/2012 - by Owen Burgin
Sunday Morning Coffee Club
Cheaper Than Therapy
Me My self and I, I ,I
Owen: - Listen up, this year I want to get Kelley something very nice for Valentine’s Day.Robert pronounced (Roe-bare):- But of course we should spare no expense. A romantic dinner at the French Café, followed by a horse drawn carriage ride through the Old Market; then a night of romance in the honeymoon suite.
Bobby: - Seriously dude, a carriage ride how lame. What we should do is jam a few laps at Joe’s Kart Ranch, then hit up Buffalo Wild Wings before going to catch The Phantom Menace 3D version at the I- Max.
Robert pronounced (Robert): - I don’t know where you two think we are going to get the money to do all that, we have a limited budget to work with here, we haven’t recouped from Christmas yet.
Bobby: - Just write a check!
Robert pronounced (Roe-bare):- But it is the day for Lovers when cupids arrows are slung in hopes of sparking everlasting love between couples everywhere, cost is no object.
Robert pronounced (Robert): The arrow slinging chubby cherub is for love struck romantics, what we need to focus on is the tradition of spending money on the person you live with or want to live with, so that your intended love interests can judge your true intentions and prove that you are good provider.
Owen:- Bobby take your seat I am not going to tell you again, Robert close your lap top and listen to me, Roe bare your hair looks fine put the mirror down.
Owen:- I have to admit the Go-Karts sound kind of fun, we will table that idea for Father’s day possibly. Same with the carriage ride can’t count on nice weather. I have discussed this upcoming event with Kelley and I get the sense that she definitely wants a small token of our appreciation but nothing to extravagant. She would like a nice early dinner at one of her favorite restaurants, and I thought that sending a nice flower arrangement to her office, would be a nice traditional touch.
Bobby:- Whatever dude
Robert pronounced ( Roe bare):- I agree Monsieur, and we end the night in a rose pedal covered bed with candles and champagne.
Robert pronounced (Robert):- I concur.
Owen:- Meeting adjourned.
This has been a glimpse into one of the many conversations that I have with my selves throughout each day. Now before you say to yourself that “Ah ha there’s the proof he is crazy!” Let me propose to you that we all have multiple personalities. Most of us have integrated them into the personae that we are. And then there are those of us that haven’t and we read about them in the papers with Headlines of
The only difference is that I have given my other personalities names…………… I find my method is much cheaper than taking prescription medication.
* Let us not forget that as a species we are a product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago, and we should adjust our thinking accordingly.*Chuck Lorre, vanity card #184)
Happy Valentines Day
~Robert, Roe bare, Bobby,Owen Burgin~
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