This is the fifth edition of the Journal’s Rules for Thanksgiving Family Touch Football. I bet you think that one of these days, readers will get sick of it, and I will stop. No way. Your Aunt Evelyn has been bringing her Mars Bar cheesy turnip lasagna to Thanksgiving for 52 years, and the family stopped asking her to bring it 51 years ago.

I’m never stopping!

Life does change, however. When I...

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